🎩 Behold, dear reader, Chainguard's latest #open-source miracle: a #GitHub #repository filled with "production-ready" qu...

🎩 Behold, dear reader, Chainguard's latest #open-source miracle: a #GitHub #repository filled with "production-ready" queries that only an #AI intern could love. 🚀 Marvel at its ability to detect and respond to threats, assuming the threat is boredom-induced narcolepsy. 💤 Because nothing says "cutting-edge security" quite like a GitHub repo with more #buzzwords than bugs. 🐞🔍https://github.com/chainguard-dev/osquery-defense-kit #security #technews #HackerNews #ngated