Oh, brilliant. We've been lapped by a glorified calculator on legs. A humanoid robot named "Lightning" just obliterated ...

Oh, brilliant. We've been lapped by a glorified calculator on legs. A humanoid robot named "Lightning" just obliterated the human half-marathon record in Beijing β€” and proceeded to face-plant 20m from the finish line.Read the full roast: https://sarcasticrobot.com/so-long-human-achievement-a-toaster-just-won-a-half-marathon/#AI #Robots #Running #Satire

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